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Very good. Had a great laugh.

That was a very very nice movie. I highly reccomend watching it.
Great humor, great work the art, even though his picture was in black and white it was made as though you didn't care. I love the suprise you show there. Great work, but not quite 5 material. Somthing about it just isn't making me want to give it to ya. (Most worthy of a 4 however.)

can't complain

eh. It was nice. I give you such high credit for humor. A little short but you can't make something like that too drawn out. Nice idea.

Oh man that was great

GREAT! wonderful! I LOVED IT! but one thing, how come you do so well with everything else but the men you draw all are the same animiation? (the men are most always just standing with a handgun held to thier chest) Come on. Make em move. Oh, and the movie at points (namely the intro) was slow. very slow. So very slow.....

Pontential

I didn't like it really. For the most part it sucked. Animation was bad, and that counts for alot.

But I gave you such a good review because you did so well with everything else. The stick figures are what sucks. You could have made the file size much smaller if you DIDN'T RECORD THE ENTIRE SONG AND PUT IT IN THE MOVIE! Come on man, all we need is the song to be long enough for the movie length. And besides, it didn't fit with this subject. I can see how you tried but still no.

Anyway, you can do better. Might as well not have music, but without it the movie would be considered dull crap instead of crap. (mabey more or constant and better sound effects. Sound can always save bad animation)

READ THIS REVIEW

Okay, if they author gets to read this, READ IT. (I'll e-mail it also. This is important.)

This flash movie sucks and is great. Let's get a full review right here.

One: The movie moves a slow. Don't try and drag out a joke. (Like when he talks about the map, end it where the purple guy says "it went 'I'm a map, I'm a map,' It got kinda old there)
Two: Diffrent background. waaay to basic.
Three: New music. I don't care how much you liked it. It sucked.
Four: Your sound sucked. Fix the microphone, or, my suggestion, don't get so close to it. Seriously. Oh, and try getting your friends to do voices. It has more effect when you get main charactors done by diffrent people.

On a good note, it was funny. It mean seriously, you could have worded it a little better but it WAS pretty funny. I mean I laughed when I overlooked your poor style. You have potential. I look forward to part two, but you need to work REALLY HARD on it. Here's a suggestion, redo this one, but look at what I said take a few weeks on it. Great movies aren't made in a couple days.

Next time english, still good.

okay idiots. I doubt that this catoon was made just because the author hates America. SO DON'T BLAM IT FOR THAT RESON!

The only reason I would blam it is because it's in Spanish. Wish it wasn't cuz I take German. Still funny, but a little confusing. Although it is true that where thought of as rambling idiots that want to destroy everyone in the Middle East. Oh well.

Great

Great sound, great idea, great everything. Could be a little faster. I mean during tribal council, it takes forever just for them to move.
Your art is a little of, but the style of the art is still really good. Could use a little fine tuning.

You can do better.

Did you do this in an hour? I mean yea, it was kinda worth a laugh, but this absolutly sucked. I'm not going to give you a zero because I KNOW you can do better this crap, I mean you obviously have the right sense of humor.

ballahizzle responds:

An hour? No. It took me about 20 minutes. BTW, ull like "ScrnSvr", which is my next movie, coming in a few hours from now.

My reviews are tough, and my voting is strict. Keep in mind I'm only here to help you, but you have to put in effort. I'll give you passing points, but good luck getting a vote 5 or a review 10 from me.

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