Patricoo's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[DaCrewDancah 1]

eehhh, not good, sorta good but not.

That was kinda funny, but not good enough for me to protect it. not real great man. just a little guy shaking it, sorta fun....

LyonSabre responds:

Yeah...the main focus was to prove that it's probably not a good idea to try to dance in the middle of class...far too unlikley people will join in...

But if that 1.5% chance DOES happen in real life....whoa!

[Battleships]

love this game!

what normal american doesn't like the game of Battleships! And what normal person doesn't like the good games Miniclip delivers us!

[EA hero story (demo)]

cool.

wow! That was nice! Good art and design. Try adding in a few things, but still good!

[flying into the sun]

sucked, but I loved it

that was pretty cool, but I know you can do better graphics, (looking at it you did a good job, too good for crappy graphics like that.

[Pico's Cousin]

beutiful

That was pretty awsome. Such a small file size for such a fairly long and decent game. not much I can say bad about this game. cept. the part where he say fah is kinda dumb.

Magna responds:

I was pretty close to taking out him saying 'fag' but i'm sick of political correctness and it would be something i would say to a guy like that.

[Eerie castleclimb]

decent.

A little boring, but very original and well done sound and graphics wise. mabey you could make the jumping more fun. (it's really tough to control the jumps.)

[If you are Bush...]

half-decent

We have more then enough of these in newgrounds, and this one doesn't stand out for being any diffrent, besides it needs sound badly.

However the graphics are good and the flash was well made. Enough for me to protect this movie.

[Dr. Phil Soundboard]

mmmm....

A size problem, but not too fun to play around with.

[Aszza Hangman]

I nice NG addition.

okay, hangman is fun, and worth being kept amongst NG. It wasn't very entertaining or difficult. And why do you need a face? Why not actually a guy getting hanged?! still good though.

[Artistic Detesticus]

nice for art, bad for flash.

your art seems to be of basic everyday things. Your a good artist.

But you know, I have to give you credit for doing a good job on this, even though there is next to nothing here. I would like to see this stay on NG but I doubt it will because this isn't the type of thing people really like to see here. Besides that I like it.

Detesticus responds:

Yeah, THIS coming from a person who gave "Analogy" a bad review. Well my Flash endured the waves of Blammers so you can go to HELL.

Saying it wouldn't survive, how pessimistic of you!

By the way, I responded to a review of YOURS and I thought it SUCKED. It's from "Analogy."

First off, let me rebuke that DUMB FUKCER "Patricoo" and his half-assed review.

"gfnsdkla. I hate summeries,. May 6, 2003
Reviewed by: Patricoo Overall rating: 6
True, but very very wrong.

Thats ALMOST done right. It's a mediphore for one, and 2, it's put way way too extreame. The "analogy" is said wrong. can't explain now, no time. that why my grammer is off"

Too bad it's your SPELLING tha's WAY OFF BASE, you ASSHAT! Bounce you ASS back to PRESCHOOL way you belong.

Anyway, I liked your Flash. It is an acerbic criticism on America and it's so-called "Patriotic Virtues" wich seems to be stealing oil and killing people. My only lament here is that the graphics could have been better. Still, it's the substance that counts...but still I need POWERFUL VISUALS to carry the CONCEPT even BETTER!

Well, I protected it.

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 1.80!
You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!

Learn to spell.